What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:21

Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
—
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Thumbs down again.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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