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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

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Next, they tried...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Thumbs down again.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

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share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

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